'Being Around' page 1-6

"If I was in the fridge would you open the door?"











"If I was the grass would you mow the lawn?"














"If I was your body would you still wear clothes?"













"If I was a booger would you blow your nose?
Would you keep it? Would you eat it?
I'm just trying to give myself a reason, for being around."










"If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?"














"If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?"